What the fuck is this, bro? Why don't you teach me how to cum till I cramp?

Stranger girl is touching my dick! I'll put it in her mouth, won't she be offended?

I thought she was a gamer, but she's a dyke So I threw a stick at her

Neighbor, my husband hasn't fucked me in a long time. Have you ever had sex on a table?

Haven't you ever seen a porno? I'm stuck, get your dick out